March 2012
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ListenThere’s nothing quite so lovely as being...
Mar 29th
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January 2012
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Call for Submissions: What's Your Favorite Tumblr?
timemagazine: At TIME.com, we’re working on a guide to the best Tumblrs out there. But we want to know what you think first. What Tumblr can’t you live without? (Aside from ours, of course.) Whether it’s news, photography, design or just cat videos, we want to know what you follow — and why.  Reply to this post (and include the URL) with your picks. We’ll mark popular suggestions as “Readers’...
Jan 27th
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Top 27 Awesome Searches Which Led People to Perez...
According to Google Analytics people searching for the following terms were linked to our site: hooker indian hooker naked indians funny indians ugly indians juicy indians vampire boy 150 pound woman cute love quotes for him thank god for everything quotes heartless quotes tumblr cute dolls with big eyes indian uncle hawk nose beautiful paintings of indian women you’re under...
Jan 5th
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December 2011
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“This is sort of nuts, but I have your diploma from Lehigh University. A...”
– Some Random Guy on Facebook (I guess this is why you aren’t supposed to throw out your college diploma?)
Dec 17th
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November 2011
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Perez Hamilton
My girlfriend launched this ridiculous website which tells the narrative of American history through the horrible lens of Perez Hilton.   If you have a minute, check it out!  Maybe even ‘like’ it if you’re into that kinda thing. perezhamilton: Oooh, Sir Walter Raleigh, why must you be so yummy?? We’d steer his ship any day of the week! LOL!!!
Nov 15th
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September 2011
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Fingers Wrinkle When Wet to Improve Traction →
Blows my mind for some reason.
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August 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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January 2011
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Discuss Amongst Yourselves
For some reason the gridlocked, elevated throughways of Southern California are called “Freeways” whereas the street-level “Highways” of Massachusetts are comparatively traffic free.
Jan 31st
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WatchWatch
mollygreen: Hey, check out the video for “Satellite” that James Leffler and I directed for Lelia Broussard.  It’s basically about the dangers of using electronics in the rain.  Lelia did a little interview with AOL Music about it here. Big props to the crew, which was our producer Hunter Hill, director of photography Greg Gustafson, ACs Andy Ewert and Chris Merchant, make-up & hair team Ko...
Jan 27th
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“If you want to live long, sleep more and eat less. To date, the only...”
– Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality
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December 2010
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Nov 27th
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October 2010
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How To Score That Corner Office With a View
An actual e-mail exchange:
Andy: Sorry I'm running tardy, be in very soon.
Boss: You get to wear the tardy hat.
Andy: Hope it's a sombrero.
Boss: You'll have to wear it in the corner.
Andy: Is that your way of telling me I should move into david's old office?
Boss: Is that your way of asking?
Andy: Yes?
Boss: ok
Oct 19th
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August 2010
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Fun Fact
If you’re ever wearing a motorcycle helmet and you have to sneeze, don’t sneeze.
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Jun 26th
A Joke
Q:  How did Jesus get to be so buff? A:  Cross Training
Jun 26th
ListenJesse and Drunken Steve Go to the Drive Thru
Jun 13th
Star Map! →
Some friends came into town recently and paid an unbelievable $20 to the scam artists by the side of the road for a map of movie stars homes. Unable to find any kind of mobile application to fill this void, and with the vague hope of driving these bloodsuckers out of business, I made one.  It can be yours for the low low price of FREE. Check out the online version. OR To access the Star Map...
Jun 12th