Dec 16 2011
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“ This is sort of nuts, but I have your diploma from Lehigh University. A transient was selling a bunch of things from his shopping cart last night and a friend bought your diploma off of him for a few bucks because he liked the frame. I told him not to be a jerk and to try and contact you, so he gave it to me, and here we are!
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Some Random Guy on Facebook
(I guess this is why you aren’t supposed to throw out your college diploma?)